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Yo Momma Jokes
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Posted 4 months ago Yo momma so fat when she put on a red dress all the kids in the neighborhood said "Hey Kool-Aid Man!" Yo momma so old she farted out dust. *Yo momma so ghetto when she was breast feeding, out came kool-aid. *Thanks Meet the Spartans movie for this line |
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| Posted 4 months ago Yo momma is so old, that her breast milk is powder |
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| Posted 4 months ago Yo mamma is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow it rained skittles. |
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| Posted 4 months ago Yo mama is so old I told her to play her age and she died. |
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| Posted 4 months ago yo mamma stink so bad, that the millitary use her as a chemical weapon though others may inspire, it is only ourselves that can liberate ourselves, and truely be free, and pick ourselves up from the dirt when we are down the most. believe |
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| Posted 4 months ago Yo mama is so short that you can see her feet on her drivers license Yo mama is so old that she was a waitress at the Last Supper Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death. Yo mama is so poor that when i asked why she was kicking a can, she said she was "moving". Yo mama is so ugly that when she threw a boomerang, it never came back Yo mama is so fat that when she went on a scale it said "to be continued". Yo mama is so fat that she has to go to Sea World to get baptized. I hope you like these =D |
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| Posted 4 months ago Yo mama so fat she went to the beach, and when the whales saw her they began to sing "We are family!" Yo mama so big she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on Target. Yo mama so ugly she entered an ugly-contest and the judges said, "Sorry, no professionals." =] |
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| Posted 4 months ago Yo Momma so dumb, she dyed her hair with enamel-based yellow paint. Yo Dead Momma so fat, when she fell from heaven, she bounced back up. Yo Momma's face so ugly, she entered a halloween shop and the shopkeeper asked how much for the mask. Yo Momma so smelly, she has to live in the city landfill to cover her stench. |
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| Posted 4 months ago yo mama's so fat, when god said let there be light she moved over |
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| Posted 4 months ago ya mama's so ugly she went in the haunted house and came out with a job application |
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| Posted 4 months ago Yo momma so ugly that when she went to a strip club they paid her to keep her clothes on. Yo momma so fat that when she told a joke, nobody laughed, but when she walked away, the ground cracked up. Yo momma so ugly that when she looked in a mirror, her reflection ran off. |
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| Posted 4 months ago Ambereen14 says ...
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| Posted 4 months ago Yo mama's hair is so nappy, Moses couldn't part it. |
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| Posted 4 months ago Yo mama she so mean she gettin' fan mail from pit bulls and shit. Yo mama so damn unemployable she don't know a dream job from a wet dream. Yo mama so ig'nant she think a Scholarship be full of college kids goin' to the Virgin Islands or some shit. Yo mama's head so damn big her Sunday Church Hat shows up on airport radar. Yo mama so old, on the Seventh Day she told God to "Git yo' lazy ass up an' git dressed for church!" The great minded talk about ideas.
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| Posted 4 months ago babemaroo says ...
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| Posted 4 months ago Yo Momma so fat, the blue whales can't beat her. Yo Momma so stupid, she made her pet seal play with a shark. Yo Momma so ugly, ghosts run away from her. Yo Momma so weird, she drank all the water in the pool. Yo Mamma so annoying, her ancestors were flies. |
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| Posted 4 months ago yo mama so old she was the waitress at the last supper |
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| Posted 4 months ago Sara12604 says ...
PAUL say... That joke was told already, fool, so... Yo Mama so ghetto she mug da kid at the donut shop as they was takin' the stale shit out to the dumpster. (Whoever gave it a Thumb's Down must have taken it personal.) The great minded talk about ideas.
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| Posted 4 months ago yo mama like a pirate, there she blows yo mama like a vaccum she blows, she sucks, and gets laid in the closet yo mama like a shotgun 5 cocks shes loaded
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| Posted 4 months ago yo momma's so fat she needs a belt the size of the Pacific! |
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| Posted 4 months ago yo mamma so fat and flithy she ate the whole dump. neji uchiha |
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| Posted 4 months ago Yo mama so fat... even Naruto cant beleive it If your going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance! |
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| Posted 4 months ago Yo mama so fat... even Naruto cant beleive it If your going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance! |
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| Posted 3 months ago I heard most of these jokes that everyone is telling already (no offense).Try these yo momma so stupid she thought plies was a mechanic yo momma so old she took a class photo with jeasus yo mommas so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark yo momma so old she got a autographed bible yo momma so old her social security is in roman numerals yo momma so old she was jeasus tutor in the third grade yo momma so old she used to slapbox with moses yo momma so big she dont take pictures she takes posters yo momma so poor she cant afford to go to the free clinic yo momma so dumb she came here and posted jokes about herself. yo momma so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Sagitarius yo momma so dumb at the back of a test where it says do not write here she put "okay i wont" yo momma so dumb her shoes say TGIF - toes go in front yo momma so dumb she failed a survey yo momma so dumb she chases parked cars yo momma so dumb she couldn't read an audio book yo momma so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out
it took forever to write these .if you like them tell me and i will post more. |
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| Posted 3 months ago Yo mama is so ugly... she looks like you! |
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| Posted 3 months ago Yo Mama so dumb she married yo Daddy an' he took a knife to a gun fight! The great minded talk about ideas.
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| Posted 2 months ago yo mamas so poor, she was kicking a can in the road, i asked her what she was doing, she said moving I really don't like to be bothered.
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| Posted 2 months ago yo mamas so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl Yo mamas so dumb, she saw a school bus and said "Follow that moving twinkie!" I really don't like to be bothered.
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| Posted 2 months ago your jokes are cool, komedian
I really don't like to be bothered.
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| Posted 2 months ago your mamas so fat by the time she got past the tv the whole star wars trilogy was over |
