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A great reply to someone who asked you out (that you don't like)
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Posted 4 months ago Roses r red, Violets r blue, Im in luv, BUT NOT WITH U! |
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| Posted 4 months ago
Roses are red Violets are blue The shorter the skirt The better the view
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| Posted 4 months ago O.ok well ..how short... haha no JK...,i gt this *Ur old as "GOld", and U r "cOOl" as cold But im "YOung" and "hOT"...;p I just made it up,!!! what do u think abt it?...;D |
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| Posted 4 months ago Those are good for someone who asks you out but you know what you do when somebody keeps asking you for your number and they won't back off. Go ahead and give them a number but not yours, give them a number of the rejection hotline! It's a hysterical phone thing, you can get a number for like every state at rejectionhotline.com, you just give them the number and when they call it they get a nasty suprise. They even have videos of people on youtube calling it. It's a hysterical, terrific way to get rid of unwanted guys!! |
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| Posted 4 months ago i had one guy non stop ask me out. i always said i had a boyfriend. or i coulnd't get over him or we just got back together. Shhh… quiet you might piss somebody off
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| Posted 4 months ago lol my friend had someone use the pick-up line on her that goes, "if i could rewrite the alphabet, i'd put U and I together." she looked at him and said, "really? i like it the way it is-- with N and O together." |
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| Posted 4 months ago Thats a good one Maggie!! But I hate saying no to guys!!! I always feel really bad lol!! unless they're assholes |
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| Posted 4 months ago Maggie1141 says ...
if anybody tried to use that line on me, i'm the kind of person that would correct them by saying "you and me, not you and i." and then it would be followed by something along the lines of "it was nice meeting you" or "have a nice evening" |
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| Posted 4 months ago give him this numba: it is a rejection hotline: 1-708-323-3708 “When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.” |
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| Posted 4 months ago Snotty__Scotty says ...
Paul says... Did someone pay you to show up and make every one else here look more intelligent? The great minded talk about ideas.
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| Posted 4 months ago NinaDraco says ...
Honestly, I think it needs a lot of work. The great minded talk about ideas.
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| Posted 4 months ago There are any number of ways to tell someone it's not going to happen. For example... "It's not going to happen." "This is a joke, right." "You're nice, but... I'm hot." "I don't date anyone out of pity." "Thanks for asking, but my therapist says I'm still too psycho for dating." "What's in it for me?" "Sure, let's set something up. Call me tonight... from Australia." "Don't make me hurt you." (probably doesn't work on masochists) "Thanks. It takes nerve to ask someone out. I admire that. Now go practice on someone else." "You're sweet. I hate that." (That one really screws with their heads because in fact you DON'T want a little sweety pie. You want a man or woman, as the case may be.) "Do you just keep asking people till someone says 'Yes'? I don't remember acting interested." (Play fair. This one is for the poll takers who keep asking till some fool says yes to them. If they can't read the signs out of bed...) Realize the two sexes speak two different languages. Keep it simple. Sometimes the best reply is just a plain old "No, thank you." The great minded talk about ideas.
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| Posted 4 months ago Ok LOL I think this is hilarious, you tell me......OK SO.......My Friend Kesira told me that she was texting her BF and so he said "whats up" and she said "gas prices" LOL i love that one... anyway so then he says "that was so cheesy" a little while later in the conversation he goes.... "Did it hurt?" she says "Did what hurt?" and he says "When you fell from heaven" LMAO and he said she was cheesy are you serious tell me what you think plzzzzz lol....................... *Tyler's hoe...Brian's gurl*
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| Posted 4 months ago Aly1367 says ...
The great minded talk about ideas.
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| Posted 2 months ago Haha! My uncle was rejected by a girl in a famous family story. Uncle: would you like to go on a date Friday night? Girl: No, I'll be doing my hair that day.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. |
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| Posted 2 months ago I would probably say that was a stupid excuse for poetry.. and I don't like you..
I guess I don't beat around the bush.. I would just tell people what i felt.. and i think that would be stupid.
rock on,
vampire doll Jenni "My music the only thing that slightly takes away the ache" |
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| Posted 2 months ago this is only my opinion-but i think i'm the only sane one online today |
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| Posted about 1 month ago if usm1 asks hw do u feel in humans?? best reply wud b jus like a fairy shud feel |
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| Posted about 1 month ago PAUL..."ALOT OF WORK"...AS IN? |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Paul30689 says ...
Did some one pay you to turn up here and be a dick to everyone??
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| Posted about 1 month ago Roses are red Violets are blue When god gave us brains Where the hell where you?
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| Posted about 1 month ago i think another great thing to say is .. Go away.. "My music the only thing that slightly takes away the ache" |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Heres my pick up lines lol What has 142 teeth and guards the incredible hulk? My zipper I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? thats all i can remember lol |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Lol I thinlk this is great and all but u woodn't use this even the ugliest rose has its thorn |
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| Posted about 1 month ago I just say no.
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| Posted about 1 month ago for the first one if I new the guy and is I was drinking even the ugliest rose has its thorn |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Paul30689 says ...
wOW..I'm sure this will help me a lot...well if there's anyone out there who would ask me out..i haven't got the chance to practice it just yet.. Examination is around the corner.... |
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| Posted about 1 month ago why not just say flat out "no" im sure it works and theres no confusion Evil has soft shoulders
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| Posted 20 days ago Snotty__Scotty says ...
Roses are red..vioLets r blue...when god gave us brain...WHERE THE HELL WERE YA... uh..yeah paul really...!!! |
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| Posted 17 days ago lol i told him i was gay so he would stop asking me out!!! lol <obje |
