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My Internet Love Story.
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Posted about 1 month ago SEX. WARNING IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FOLLOWING WORD ABOVE THEN I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE NOW. So like twelve years ago I met my fiance on "Neopets", we both fell head over heels with eachother when we saw how compatible our pets were. We later on bumped into eachother on "Club Penguin", OMG what a fiesty love affair we had, our penguins would sit all day sending love hearts then we'd look like we were getting on top of eachother when we stood on the same spot. We soon wanted more adventure so we wnt to the next level, "Habbo", Oh gosh we'd fuck all day sending dirty personal messages to eachother. Ahh.. the good old days. But then I started to get bored of him so I had an affair with someone on "Facebook". The pleasure we had. That was until I realized my boyfriend bought me a ring on "Runescape". It was the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for me in a very long time, even the guy from "Myspace" (I can't exactly remember his name) didn't do something like this instead wanted my phone number, so we can have phone sex. At that point I truly loved my boyfriend and I wished to live with him for eternity. We then found a beautifl house on "World Of Warcraft". Paying $19.95 was a great bargain for a house near a swamp. Seeing as we couldn't buy any bed from "Ebay" due to the fact that they were all out of our price range so we bought a bed from "Sims 2". Spacious and luxurious it was, providing us both comfort for you know...
All of a sudden the cops came in while we were in our jacuzzi ordering us to put our hands above heads. They put my fiance in jail for attempted "Myspace" rape. I was mortified. Speechless. Bummed. Retarded. Wrapt. Wait. Stop. Kneel. Sit. Shit. Anyways on with my story. They put me on Internet probation which meant 14 mths without "Myspace". I was on the brink of going insane. I had like 20,000 friends it was driving me nuts. Then I did the unimaginable. I broke the probation, I was in need of visiting "Stickam". The End.
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| Posted about 1 month ago Okay. Since you shared your horrific story, Scandalous. . .I will share mine. I met this guy while playing World of Warcraft-his dwarf axe warrior was the perfect match for my elven mage. She loved the tickle from his haggard beard. Hehe. Well, we started to spend a little bit of time together. . .which was rather difficult because we both belonged to different guilds. To make things worse, our guilds were at war with one another. My guild is set in USA, and his was set in India (his real name was Undorsf), so the whole cultural differences made me be a bit more subdued, I guess. Anyway. Every chance we got we would spend time together, killing rogues, attacking small farm houses, or just getting drunk at the Witches Cauldron Pub (that's situated between the townships Alaria and Turkemstead). One night a friend from my guild (fucking wizards), caught us in the 'act'. . .he took the matter to our guild leader and I was forbiddened from seeing My Love again. Not even that could break the bond that we had sparked with one another, so I used my telepathic powers and I told him to meet me by the lake at Midnight. He responded that he would. . .the day turned into night and I awaited to see the light illuminating from the full moon to cast a brave glow on My Love, but he had not showed. I knew something had gone wrong so I rushed down the path that I knew he would be walking and I found him laying there-dead on the side of the road. I rushed to his side and held his limp form in the crevices of my arms as tears of anger trickled down my cheeks. Who would be capable of such a hateful crime? Since that fateful night I wander the internets to right the wrong, and I will be damned if another being is lost in such a way. I am a Titan and I will stand against the Gods of World of Warcraft and take vengeance on those that would prey on the weak. This is my story, and this is only the beginning. . .
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| Posted about 1 month ago We're so hardcore.
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| Posted about 1 month ago Tickle users are jealous of our e-popularity. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago And the ability to find tr00 love.
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| Posted about 1 month ago Oh God. That reminds me of that priest from the Princess Bride. xD |
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| Posted about 1 month ago LOL His sideburns are overgrown.
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| Posted about 1 month ago WILL 1 TYME ET BND C4MP EyE lYKe ToOtLlY MEET DIS GURL N SHEE LYKE ToTeLlY LEYT MeE FiEyL EN HuRr BoObIeEz N DEY WERE LYEK ALL WRMM N GUUD! DeN SHE TOoTlY SMAKD MII BuTt IT WErE WORF IT! WEE TLK EN MYSPACE N FACEBOOK AL DEE TYME! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago We don't need to know about your sexual exploits with Godzilla, Toney. >_<!!! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago I KNEW IT.
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| Posted about 1 month ago YOO IZ JUS HATEN CUZ SHEE IS PREETY N HAZZ BEG BoOoObIeZzZ XDDD!!!!! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago I stealed her boobsss
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| Posted about 1 month ago NoOoOoOoOoOoO... WILL AT LEST I STLL HAV TEH LOKNESS MUNSTR |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Her face looks like a baboon's ass. xD
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| Posted about 1 month ago Toney_G says ...
Ha ha ha! Yeah, Toney, I expect something like that outta you! (ROFL) ~*~ MY GUITAR HAS A G-STRING!!! ~*~ |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Scandalous, why do people keep trying to join our e-gang? <_< |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Becuase we're so e-cool |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Acrimonius says ...
Because we rule the threads x) And what Toney said
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| Posted about 1 month ago Ah, dang it all to heck. . .here I thought that I was one of a kind. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Guess Jeebus decided not to break the mold when he made you...aww |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Damn him! I was shooting to be e-original too. [Snaps fingers.] |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Well count yourself lucky you weren't smitten like Trogdor. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Trogdor = Godzilla? |
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| Posted about 1 month ago http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html= Trogdor |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Dickheads sworded me.
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| Posted about 1 month ago I don't click on hax links, Toney. <_< |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Hey, your loss... |
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| Posted about 1 month ago I swear that game is pure evil
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| Posted about 1 month ago Dungeons and Dragons? |
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| Posted about 1 month ago D&D is not evil, I have a level 12 elvish rouge and he's a chaotic good creature! |
We were meant to be.
